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Women are not Strange Irrational Creatures

Quick rub of the bottle and out pops a genie... A great story.

Well that's what another poster said in another forum - so herewith the old genie Joke

This bloke finds a brass bottle on the beach.

Quick rub of the bottle and out pops a genie.

"OK" says the genie "you get one wish - anything you want".

Bloke says "I want you to build a bridge all the way from America to Australia so that people can drive each way".

"Are you nuts" says the genie. "Do you know how deep the oceans are and how much concrete and time it will take to build a four thousand mile bridge, can't you ask for something simpler?"

"OK" says the bloke "I would like to know how women think".

The genie thinks for a moment and then says "Do you want that a two or four lane bridge". 

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Lucky this post is a jokey one and not a polemic - or I'd'a become "strange and irrational" and lost it  :lol:

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What? Lose your strangeness and irrationality? :)
Apparently  :cool:

Junior Executive of SRL-Resources

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In the spirit of JEST

It remains a basic principle, like an absolute law of nature -

YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAN LOOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ninja:


For me - Shared Parenting is a Reality - Maybe it can be for you too!
hmm so when someone says "I lost my temper" that is a really good thing - hopefully it stays lost, never to come back and be lost again?

 :lol:

When you are swimming down a creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a Moray.
Uhhm somehow I think we have gained from Artemis' lost strangeness and irrationality. :) Perhaps we should add a poll to see just how much of it we have gained, or would that leave us open to action against us by Artemis. :) Surely that's not within Family Law. I'm sure Agog will advise on that point.  ;)
 :$ aw, shucks, tweren't nothing.

It's just that jadzia, miacat and I have to do what we can to remind you guys that most ladies are reasonable - and we smell nice to  :thumbs:

Junior Executive of SRL-Resources

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Artemis said
  and we smell nice to  :thumbs:
Speak for yourself - I just mowed……  LOL:P:lol:

When you are swimming down a creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a Moray.
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