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Who is Certifiable?

Who is Certifiable?

A visitor to the mental asylum asked the Director what criteria was used to tell if a person should be certified or not.

The Director replied , "Well, we fill up a bathtub with water, offer a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"

"I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is the biggest"

"No" said the Director, " A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed next to the window or a bed next to mine?

DID YOU PASS THE TEST?

If you don't talk about it, how can anyone help you move forward!
Oh it's a joke. It's taken a while but FLWg makes jokes. LOL. Thanks for the pick me up imadad.

Rarghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Han Solo routine "We're all fine here, thanks. How are you?" *weapons fire* "It was a boring conversation anyway!"
I would have used the teaspoon to lever the plug I can never pull them out.
I had to get in the bath for a while to think about it

If you don't talk about it, how can anyone help you move forward!
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