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Lol, my partner's marrying an Essex girl….

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LifeInsight said
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
 "How many children?" asks the council worker.
 "10" replies the Essex girl.
 "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
 "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
 "Doesn't that get confusing?"
 "Naah…" says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW, and they all do it…"
 "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
 "That's easy," says the Essex girl… "I just use their surnames."

 
Love it! :wub: For all the non Poms, the Essex boy and girl is the English version of the Westie. In my time in the UK, they were associated with Ford Cortinas and shell suites!  Oops! - that should be shell suit.:$ Thanks Artemis:thumbs:

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I got all the Essex references, but what the heck is a "shell suite". Is that a posh room they put the Shell executives in when they come to town? O_o

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