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Signs that you might need a new Lawyer

§        Your Lawyer tells you his last good case was of Victoria Bitter


§        When the other sides Solicitor and Barrister see your Lawyer - they high-five each other


§        When the Federal Magistrate sees your Lawyer - they burst into uncontrollable laughter


§        Your Lawyer starts his submission by randomly selecting pages from the Family Law Act


§        A Court Security Guard asks if you want to see the holding cells


§        The Magistrates and the Magistrates Associate are playing cards while your Lawyer is addressing the Court



Executive Member of SRL-Resources, the Family Law People on this site (look for the Avatars) Be mindful what you post in public areas. 

Which one did my lawyer have?

You can add to that the following:

  • They complain because you earn more than they do.
  • They complain about you reading too many law books.
  • When they ask you about a case history you have quoted.
  • They ask you if you are from New Zealand - The only thing I do with wool is wear it in the form of a jumper!

Last edit: by OneRingRules


Executive Member of SRL-Resources, the Family Law People on the site (Look for the Avatars).   Be mindful what you post in the public areas. 
monteverdi said
You can add to that the following:

  • They ask you if you are from New Zealand - The only thing I do with wool is wear it in the form of a jumper!
The English definition of a woolly jumper is - 'a woollen garment designed to keep you warm'

The New Zealand definition of a woolly jumper is - 'you did not hold it tight enough'


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