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More evidence that men prefer their mates

Four mates spend weeks planning the perfect getaway trip - surfing, jetskiing, golfing, barhopping etc.

Two days before the group is to leave Wayne's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Wayne's friends are very disappointed, but, what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Wayne sitting in the bar drinking a beer.  "Wow, how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night…yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes and said "Guess who?"

I pulled her hands off to find all she was wearing was her birthday suit. She took my hand and lead me to our bedroom.  The room was scented with two dozen candles and rose petals all over…..On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.  And then she said, "Now, you can do whatever you want".

So here I am.
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